More Church Sign Epic Fails

More Church Sign Epic Fails February 26, 2012

The bad church signs were quite a hit last week, so I thought I’d share some more of my favorites. And if you didn’t see the first batch of bad signs, check them out here.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Anyone who can guess what part of the country this was found in wins a copy of Larry the Cable Guy’s translation of the Synoptic Gospels.

OK you convinced me. I’ll convert out of convenience.

Oh yeah, let me find that scripture where Jesus promises his followers will always be happy. Wait, it’s here somewhere…

Some churches will try anything to get people in the door.

Please, please, please get a proofreader. And preferably one with a dirty mind.

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  • Sigh. Our ladies’ Bible studies are not nearly that interesting.

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL!   Your commentary are what make these fabulous.  The signs w/o your captions are just ordinary bad church signs.  Thank you for bringing them to life.  LOL!!!  Hilarious!  LOLOL!