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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beefy Jesus” Edition

Last updated on: June 23, 2013 at 3:16 pm

June 23, 2013 by Christian Piatt

I once challenged Jesus to an arm wrestling match. Jesus had me at first, until I did that Stallone “Over the Top” thing. Then he was toast!

beefy jesus — I KNEW Jesus was juicing. Now we have proof.

no value — Humility in church is one thing; these guys have a self esteem issue.

polit signs — Seems here the separation between church and state is about…oh, four feet.

not welcome — Definitely the way to change skeptics’ attitudes about Christians.

letters — Nothing says “vibrant church” like a years-old neglected church sign.

big god — Okay, enough the the steroid Jesus already!

ipray — This sign proudly brought to you by someone over 70 feebly attempting to be culturally relevant.

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