Church Sign Epic Fails, “Jesus Cat” Edition

Last updated on: July 7, 2013 at 4:59 pm

July 7, 2013 by Christian Piatt

Back in the day, Egyptian leaders used to believe that cats were gods. Clearly, they never met Miles, my senile, toothless, stomach-hanging-to-the-ground cat from high school…

jesus cat — I asked my cat how much he loved me; he said “this much,” and stretched out his arms and died for me. But that’s cool, because he has eight more lives in the bank.

easter — Make sure you paint yourself in bright colors, or else you might stay under that bush until next year.

beyond press — Oh man! And all this time I’ve been praying to Tim Russert.

Fun Fact: The average age of the population of this cemetery is 3.5 years younger than the people in the church next door.

temp in hell — You should see the string they have on the thermostat they hang all the way down there.

sundae school — I’m working on my associate’s degree in confections. Sweet!

jesus pizza — I once tried to put a hat on Jesus and…POOF! It just disappeared. They’re right!!!

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