Church Sign Epic Fails, “Jesus Cat” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Jesus Cat” Edition July 7, 2013

Back in the day, Egyptian leaders used to believe that cats were gods. Clearly, they never met Miles, my senile, toothless, stomach-hanging-to-the-ground cat from high school…

I asked my cat how much he loved me; he said “this much,” and stretched out his arms and died for me. But that’s cool, because he has eight more lives in the bank.
Make sure you paint yourself in bright colors, or else you might stay under that bush until next year.
Oh man! And all this time I’ve been praying to Tim Russert.
Fun Fact: The average age of the population of this cemetery is 3.5 years younger than the people in the church next door.
You should see the string they have on the thermostat they hang all the way down there.
I’m working on my associate’s degree in confections. Sweet!
I once tried to put a hat on Jesus and…POOF! It just disappeared. They’re right!!!
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