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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Eat Your Pastor” Edition

Last updated on: August 25, 2013 at 10:02 pm

August 25, 2013 by Christian Piatt

I once had a congregant tell me to take their pastor with a grain of salt…and then he handed me some cayenne and barbecue sauce. Awkward!

eat pastor — I find rotating them on a spit over warm coals is waaay better than making sausage out of them. Just me.

jesus cup — If you get too fine of a grind, though, he slips right on through the filter.

peas of mind — This one is so completely incoherent I’m not even sure how to make fun of it.

gone under — Actually you could forget this until the 50s when it was added to the Pledge of Allegiance. After that, you’re pretty much screwed if you forget.

stupid duex — Please, please, PLEASE tell me this is an ironic misspelling.

humanism — My pastor asked how much hate and intolerance I could fit on one tiny sign. He told me I did real good!

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