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Church Sign Epic Fails: God vs the NSA (Pt 1 of 2)

Last updated on: August 17, 2013 at 7:22 pm by Christian Piatt

I missed last week’s church signs since I was at wild goose. So enjoy a double shot this weekend. Here’s part one of two…

prayer call — Trust me…the NSA doesn’t want to listen to you pray for a puppy.

hurting people — See? THIS is why wee need to diagram the sentences on our church signs. Verbs versus adjectives…BIG difference people!

dumbledore — All socially arrested adults who are still living in their parents’ basements are welcome!

potter not harry — I’m confused. I always thought God had a big, fuzzy beard. Oh wait…

tongue wet place — Good to see the baptists are jumping on the sex ed wagon.

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