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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Hell Ain’t Cool” Edition

Last updated on: October 20, 2013 at 10:52 pm by Christian Piatt

Know what I like best about being a Christian? Never being wrong. About anything. Ever. Pretty serious fringe benefit. Look it up.

uncool hell — Yeah, but heaven is full of nerds.

harlem shake — You’d think demons would have better dance moves.

genesis jesus — Now remind me which version of the Bible quotes Jesus three thousand years before he was born? That’s a pretty good trick.

health care reform — Just don’t ask us to actually advocate for real health care reform. That’s just silly.

war — Umm….yep. Yeah, that was pretty much my plan.

choice not chance — May be the first time ever a baptist church advocated for choice on their sign.

Throwdown Service — We’ll sing a few songs, pray for you and then smash you’re face into a turnbuckle. It’s gonna be AWESOME!!!

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