Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beefy Cheesy Glory” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beefy Cheesy Glory” Edition December 29, 2013

So I opened my hamburger bun yesterday and I saw Jesus’ face, right there in the bun! It was a New Years miracle. Oh, and he was delicious.

Am I the only one who is picturing a Jesus who bears a striking resemblance to Hulk Hogan right now? Guess so (sigh).
Everything about this church screams: CREDIBILITY.
So…you’re saying I enable gay people by giving them lemonade? Well, rest assured, sir, that I’ll never make that mistake again!
Those bastards have been hiding that one piece from my Winnie the Pooh puzzle all these years??? Gah!
Actually kinda like this one. Well done, Methodists.
Now, with 25% more purple…oh, and token old people in granny glasses just to show we tolerate the blue hairs.
Thought this was a good idea until everyone showed up…and then disappeared into the background!!!
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