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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beefy Cheesy Glory” Edition

Last updated on: December 29, 2013 at 4:20 pm

December 29, 2013 by Christian Piatt

So I opened my hamburger bun yesterday and I saw Jesus’ face, right there in the bun! It was a New Years miracle. Oh, and he was delicious.

beefy cheesy glory — Am I the only one who is picturing a Jesus who bears a striking resemblance to Hulk Hogan right now? Guess so (sigh).

repent — Everything about this church screams: CREDIBILITY.

lemonade — So…you’re saying I enable gay people by giving them lemonade? Well, rest assured, sir, that I’ll never make that mistake again!

missing piece — Those bastards have been hiding that one piece from my Winnie the Pooh puzzle all these years??? Gah!

government — Actually kinda like this one. Well done, Methodists.

new vision — Now, with 25% more purple…oh, and token old people in granny glasses just to show we tolerate the blue hairs.

duck dynasty — Thought this was a good idea until everyone showed up…and then disappeared into the background!!!

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