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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Smelly Sheep” Edition

Last updated on: January 12, 2014 at 4:30 pm by Christian Piatt

Three benefits to being a sheep: no thinking, no bathing, and all the grass you can handle. Kinda like college!

sheep smell — True Story: I blindfolded a sheep, put some nice under his nose and…nothing. Like it wasn’t even there.

no letters — Hey, at least there’s nothing offensive here.

old timey — Old timey, as in “stuff we like.” Not old-time like Sermon on the Mount and Beatitudes kinda stuff. BO-RING

douche bags — Score one for the douche bags!

islam devil — Could we talk you into being called, maybe, “Not-so-amazing Grace?”

brain off — Now, why would people ever get the idea that there’s an anti-intellectualism movement within Christianity? Sorry, should I use smaller words?

old fahioned — Always good to know all the fun stuff you will NOT get to enjoy before going to church.

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