Three benefits to being a sheep: no thinking, no bathing, and all the grass you can handle. Kinda like college!
True Story: I blindfolded a sheep, put some nice under his nose and…nothing. Like it wasn’t even there.Hey, at least there’s nothing offensive here.
Old timey, as in “stuff we like.” Not old-time like Sermon on the Mount and Beatitudes kinda stuff. BO-RINGScore one for the douche bags!Could we talk you into being called, maybe, “Not-so-amazing Grace?”Now, why would people ever get the idea that there’s an anti-intellectualism movement within Christianity? Sorry, should I use smaller words?Always good to know all the fun stuff you will NOT get to enjoy before going to church.
Christian Piatt
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