I was getting all self-conscious that my faith wasn’t big enough, but then God reminded me it’s how you use it that matters more than. Pssshhh! Yeah, whatever.
Well, that’s nice of him to say…even if he doesn’t totally mean it (sigh).Or at least when they are, they just snap right back into place when you’re done bending them.
You know, if you just wait until the week when the pastor preaches on the Triumphal Entry, you can just go all out and say “ASS” without going to hell.See, credit means you’re in debt, which is what sin is supposed to be to begin with, so if God puts you in debt for sinning, we’re not really getting anywhere. What’s a guy gotta do for a rebate in this joint??Will he take it right out of my chest and hold it over the crowd like that priest in Raiders of the Lost Ark? Cause that would be AWESOME!So…that pretty much makes Jesus an accomplice…And after all these years, she continues to insist that size doesn’t matter.
Christian Piatt
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