Church Sign Epic Fails, “Cow Gang” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Cow Gang” Edition May 28, 2014

I once came up on a cow gang. They was like, “Yo, gimme all your milk, biped,” and I was all “TIP.” That was the end of that.

Certainly no gang member could be offended to be compared to a lazy, dumb, fat, shiftless cow, right? RIGHT???
Yet another reason to keep a dirty minded person around to check out all your work before you push it out the door.
Absolutely no way this could possibly be misconstrued, I’m sure.
If you’re reading this while in motion, please have your insurance card within arm’s reach.
In your right hand, there are many pleasures…
Yeah, I got nothing to add here.

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