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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Church + Porn = FAIL” Edition

Last updated on: July 19, 2014 at 5:21 pm

July 19, 2014 by Christian Piatt

Pastor, I promise I thought it was a “PAWN” store. I totally was just cashing in these old offering plates for some track money. Totally above board.

church van porn — Total fail! Someone should tell them that the plural of “video” doesn’t need an apostrophe. Doy!

touch — Maybe not the best new slogan for a church still working through some PR issues with the whole sex thing…

crucifixion — Great fun for everyone! well, except for the one guy….awkward.

size matters — Well at least someone finally won’t point and giggle.

privat-door — Must…not…make…glory…hole…joke…

fire safety — Instead of 9-1-1, you call 7-7-7. Get it?

cum first — Well look who’s suddenly all confident. And I thought size didn’t matter. Pssh.

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