Church Sign Epic Fails, “I Heart Sex” Edition

Church Sign Epic Fails, “I Heart Sex” Edition September 20, 2014

God loves sex? With whom, pray tell! Or is this a…um…solo kinda gig? Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

This must have been one of those non-cannonized texts, like the Gospel According to Fellatio.
This must have been one of those non-canonized texts, like the Gospel According to Fellatio.
Pretty sure the use of the word "corny" makes this officially ironic.
Pretty sure the use of the word “corny” makes this officially ironic.
First time I read this, I thought it read "Sin You Out." Figured that was like fouling out in basketball.
First time I read this, I thought it read “Sin You Out.” Figured that was like fouling out in basketball.
Remember your offering should be only in ones.
Remember your offering should be only in ones.
Now, I'm confused. All this time, I've been thinking this is how babies are made!
Now, I’m confused. All this time, I’ve been thinking this is how babies are made!
Like father, like son?
Like father, like son?
Like they say, if you've gotta ask...
Like they say, if you’ve gotta ask…

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