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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Yo Momma” Edition

Last updated on: May 12, 2013 at 1:24 am by Christian Piatt

My mom struggled through nine months carrying me, hours of painful labor and a C-section just to bring me into the world. So I got her a card. I figure we’re even.

evolution — Yeah, and six boobs. Wait, that’s just my own fantasy…

restful day — No idea what this sign means, but it’s creepy how the pastor crawls out from under your car when you get home and keeps calling you “Counselor.”

Weed — So, God’s ok with it. You listening Oregon???

choosy moms — Creamy Jesus though. Not the crunchy Jesus. Gets stuck in your teeth.

pro life — Way to take the most benign holiday since Arbor Day and turn it into a wedge socio-political issue. Good job, church!

fat people — Thank goodness, or else pretty much every church in America would be SCREWED. Oh, not that kind of fat? Awkward…

judgment day coming — Crying mightily and judgment: the cornerstones of any red-blooded American family!

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