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Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Hates Heavy Metal” Edition

Last updated on: October 27, 2013 at 5:02 pm by Christian Piatt

I was told to dress up as the scariest character I could imagine, so I’m thinking of going with Mark Driscoll…

heavy metal — I’ve always known that power chords were demon seed…

cedar creek sucks — Based on this pole, I’m assuming this is along a highway…which means folks are driving by at about 70 MPH…which means they only probably see the main headline…which means, um, yeah.

no mask — yeah, but a polyester jumpsuit TOTALLY fools God every time.

like scared — What’s it gonna be, girl? Yes, or no? (Meatloaf alert!)

stop beating spouse — I’ve heard of nontraditional service concepts, but this one takes the cake.

halls of hell — New Life! But first we have to scare you to death…

trick treat — Makes me proud to be a disciple…

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