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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Strip for Me” Edition

Last updated on: January 19, 2014 at 4:20 pm by Christian Piatt

I once joined a “Pole Dancing for God” class, but he totally kept telling me he was out of ones and would hit me up next time. Sooo not true.

strip_for_me — That word you keep saying, I don’t think it means what you think it means.

omelets — I totally asked Jesus for sunny side up, and he makes me an omelet. Specialize! More like obsessed!

humpty dumpty — At least Jesus can still make him into an omelet.

forget fox — We can only hope it’s more coherent than what the fox says.

everlasting arms — And all this time I’ve been carrying this anvil around by myself. GAH!

detour planned — Yes, we arranged a shut-down of the city streets just so you would be inconvenienced enough to come out of your way so we could tell you that God loves you. Don’t you feel better?

chuck norris — Now there’s a guy who, if he says “Strip for me,” you pretty much do it.

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