When I was a kid, I’d always ask “why?” about everything. Thankfully, church cured me of that!
Oh, and no questions, critical thought or frisbees either, please.Just to be clear, is this no flaming animals, or does it mean my dog, Cheech, can’t pull a 4:20?
What they don’t tell you is that they’ve made Jesus Way a toll road. Ten percent please!Trying really hard not to make a Glory Hole joke here.And if you have to go Number Two, there’s a Scientology storefront down the block.Not a church sign, but too awesomely ironic not to share.Three diaper references in one sign! They also hand out bumper stickers that say “Jesus is my wet wipe.”
Christian Piatt
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