OUTING MY INNER MUPPET?

Is there a funner [read: more narcissistic] way to kill a few minutes than these funny web quizzes? Recall that as a comic book character, I came out as Professor Charles Xavier. So, now, I took the Muppet test and lo and behold…

“You are Dr. Bunson Honeydew. [It’s the glasses, right? Tell me it’s the glasses…]

You love to analyse things and further the cause of science, even if you do tend to blow things up more often than not. [I do like to light fuses…]

HOBBIES: Scientific inquiry, Looking through microscopes, Recombining DNA to create decorative art.

QUOTE: “Now, Beakie, we’ll just flip this switch and 60,000 refreshing volts of electricity will surge through your body. Ready?” [Actually, that’s pretty much how the Act One experience for young writers…]

FAVORITE MUSICAL ARTIST: John Cougar Melonhead [Who? I missed the 80’s…is there a 70’s equivalent?]

LAST BOOK READ: “Quantum Physics: 101 Easy Microwave Recipes” [And your point is?…]

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT: An atom smasher and plenty of extra atoms. “