The Bizarre Gibberish of David “Avocado” Wolfe

Last updated on: September 20, 2016 at 2:46 pm by Guest Contributor

3) The Earth is flat

Given what Wolfe thinks about mushrooms and chocolate, it’s not even that surprising that he also believes the Earth is flat.

When you find out the Earth really is flat. https://t.co/7ddjFjVLNE #FlatEarth pic.twitter.com/a6gwnFrBlj

— David Wolfe (@DavidWolfe) December 3, 2015

If you can handle it, here is a 15 minute video of Wolfe attempting to explain why the Earth is flat. It seems like he never took a physics class.

4) Solar energy drains the sun

What can ignore the laws of physics more than believing the Earth is flat? Well, Wolfe also argues that the light absorbed by solar panels is “lost forever” and that it is draining the sun.