The Fake Commenter’s Form

Those of you who have weblogs will know the annoyance of those usually half-literate fake messages used to advertise some product, usually a product few people are likely to buy. They must be produced in countries with a minimum wage measured in pennies and people who took some English in school. I don’t blame them — when you’re poor the integrity of the combox is not something anyone expects you to care about.

But the slimeballs who hire people to do this  . . . They have, as you will guess, scripts. I had thought that they’d just have a few forms the fake commenter could take in but apparently they have elaborate forms the FC can adapt to his purposes. Not that they ever do that well. 

Here it is, for those of you interested in this kind of thing. It’s very long so I’ve used the jump feature:

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