The TV critic at The New York Times is keeping an eye on the tube, so we donโt have to. Reading this, describing whatโs coming into our living rooms this summer, I have to think thatโs a very good thing:
In case you missed the news that traditional courtship is dead, naked people on VH1 stand ready to enlighten you. And in case you thought that television networks had evolved beyond trying to attract viewers with cheesy titillation โ ditto.
Yes, itโs time forย โDating Naked,โย a reality series beginning Thursday on VH1 in which just-introduced strangers looking for love are nude from the get-go. This comes nine days after the new FYI channel, an A&E offshoot, introducedย โMarried at First Sight,โย in which strangers paired by supposed experts begin their relationship by marrying, then decide whether they like each other.
Both shows are probably inevitable next steps in televisionโs endless effort to capitalize on the human need to pair up, which stretches back to โThe Dating Gameโ of the 1960s and runs through โThe Bachelor,โ โThe Millionaire Matchmakerโ and odd variations like โIt Takes a Church.โ
The two new entries are, of course, outrageous affronts to the style of courtship that has served humanity quite well for millenniums, if you donโt count theย dismaying frequency of divorceย and resulting psychological damage to all involved. The shows are taking what used to be the long-term goal โ getting married or seeing someone naked or both โ and making it the starting point. As Chrissy, one of the geniuses in the first episode of โDating Naked,โ notes: โIt is awkward meeting someone naked. I mean, usually you wait till sex.โ
โฆโDating Nakedโ wonโt seem all that scandalous to inhabitants of the texting generation, for whom sharing photos of their naughty bits is now routine. The series is just a continuation of a tawdry show-it-all TV trend that began a year or so ago when reality series involving nude castaways (โNaked and Afraidโ), nude real estate transactions (โBuying Nakedโ) and nude body painting (โNaked Vegasโ) began turning up.
Fox has apparently been developing its own naked-dating show, thoughย The Wrapย reported the other day that it has been postponed for reasons unknown; maybe to study ways to make it nakeder than โDating Nakedโ? Showtime commissioned a video (title:ย โUndress Meโ) of strangers stripping one another as a promotion โ oh, sorry; according to the network, itโs a โsocial experimentโ โ for the new season of โMasters of Sex.โ In August, GSN introduces a body painting show calledย โSkin Wars.โClearly, there soon wonโt be a clothed person left on television, reality or scripted.