The Deacon's Bench
From The Independent:
Winnie the Pooh has been banned from a Polish playground because of his “dubious sexuality” and “inappropriate” dress.
The much-loved animated bear was suggested at a local council meeting to decide which famous character should become the face of the play area in the small town of Tuszyn.
But the idea soon sparked outrage among more conservative members, with one councillor even denouncing poor Pooh as a “hermaphrodite”.
“The problem with that bear is it doesn’t have a complete wardrobe,” said Ryszard Cichy during the discussion.
“It is half naked which is wholly inappropriate for children. [Poland’s fictional bear] is dressed from head to toe, unlike Pooh who is only dressed from the waist up.”
Seems perfectly sensible to me.
Let me raise a few more objections. There’s the character’s juvenile scatalogical name, its unhealthy diet, and its ragtag band of friends (or is it, perhaps, a gang?) — which includes a depressive donkey, a manic tiger, an overprotective mother from Australia and an ageless metrosexual boy named for a bird.
No child who comes into contact with this appalling cast of characters can possibly grow up normal.
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