Today's quotes

I’m as pure as the driven slush.
– Tallulah Bankhead

The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern.
– Lord Acton

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
– Edith Sitwell

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
– HP Lovecraft

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good?’ I said ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’
– Steven Wright