Today's Quotes for you..

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.

– Jerry Seinfeld

I love being a writer. What I can’t stand is the paperwork.
– Peter De Vries

I could prove God statistically.
– George Gallup

The forceps of our minds are clumsy forceps, and crush the truth a little in taking hold of it.
– HG Wells

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
– Orson Welles

You’re never too old to become younger.
– Mae West

Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.
– Calvin Trillin

A cult is a religion with no political power.
– Tom Wolfe