Today's Quotes….

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don’t know which half.

– John Wanamaker

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
– John Kenneth Galbraith

Hope is tomorrow’s veneer over today’s disappointment.
– Evan Esar

I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.
– Frank Deford

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
– Ronald Reagan

The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.
– Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
– Groucho Marx

It’s a dangerous business going out your front door.
– JRR Tolkien