Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
– Sir William Osler
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
– Franklin D. Roosevelt
Nihilism is best done by professionals.
– Iggy Pop
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
– Woody Allen
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
– Tom Lehrer
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
– Ambrose Bierce
In physics, you don’t have to go around making trouble for yourself – nature does it for you.
– Frank Wilczek
The more things change, the more they remain… insane.
– Michael Fry and T. Lewis