Science is just another religion…

Science is just another religion… September 8, 2008

And The Onion finally has the evidence to prove it! Apparently True Believers in the Theory of Evolution have been flocking to a courthouse in Tennessee, where a vision of Charles Darwin has appeared on the wall. One pilgrim captured the spirit and emotion particularly well:

“Forgive me, O Charles, for ever doubting your Divine Evolution. After seeing this miracle of limestone pigmentation with my own eyes, my faith in empirical reasoning will never again be tested.”

Inevitably, there are sceptics:

“It’s a stain on a wall, and nothing more,” said the Rev. Clement McCoy, a professor at Oral Roberts University and prominent opponent of evolutionary theory

But if a miracle like this doesn’t prove evolution, then what does?

Browse Our Archives

Follow Us!