Well, they didn’t say so in so many words. But that would seem to be one of the logical ramifications of this:
American commanders cite al-Qaida’s severe brand of Islam, which is so extreme that in Baqouba, al-Qaida has warned street vendors not to place tomatoes beside cucumbers because the vegetables are different genders, Col. David Sutherland said.
That’s right, Roberta the Tomato has been lying to us all along.
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