This is just too demented to pass up. Now all they have to do is find a way to merge this footage with clips of Hayden Christensen playing the Bob Dylan surrogate in Factory Girl (2006).
(Hat tip to Joe Leydon at MovingPictureBlog.)
January 13, 2015 update: I have replaced the now-defunct MySpace video with a YouTube version of the same, and I have upgraded the still from Factory Girl, in honour of this image of Billy Joel that’s been making the rounds:
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