The Sunday Comics in the Washington Post has a feature in which kids write in with questions, usually science related, and the cartoonist answers them, usually with some kind of fun experiment. This week the question some kid asked was something like this: “Since we have the internet, why do we need to go to school?” I would suggest that the child who asked that has been very poorly served by whatever school he attends. The answer, though, didn’t make me feel much better. The sage on the page said that you go to school so you can learn critical thinking so that you can know what is true and what is false on the internet. Notice that the answer still privileges the internet as the source of all knowledge!
Then, the very next day, the Kid’s Post section–a page of news and features designed to hook children on the daily newspaper–asked, for its back to school issue, “Why do kids need to go to school?” The answers this time were that if you go to school, you’ll make more money; school teaches you to get along with others; it helps you set goals; it helps you participate in our democracy by making you knowledgeable about political issues.