Cool Christmas presents

Cool Christmas presents

So what did you get for Christmas? In addition to many thoughtful and useful gifts I received, I got one of the coolest presents since that Daisy BB gun I got as a kid on a Christmas eerily reminiscent of “The Christmas Story.” My wife gave me a MACHETE! Coming with a sheath so that I could wear it all day, the machete satisfies my interest in swords. And I hacked through the jungle-like tangled underbrush of our dead garden in about five minutes!

Did any of you get any unusual or cool or unique-to-your-quirks Christmas presents?

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