Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

What might Martin Luther, John Calvin, John Wesley, Charles Spurgeon, Charles Finney, Billy Graham, John Chrysostom, Tim Keller, and the Apostle Paul say about Joel Osteen’s church, with its Prosperity Gospel and Power of Positive Thinking?

Anthony Sacramone has the spiritual gift of being able to give spot-on madcap imitations of famous preachers and theologians.  See what he does in imagining Yelp reviews of Rev. Osteen’s church from those distinguished figures.

The piece defies being excerpted, so just read the whole thing:

If Famous Preachers Left Yelp Reviews of Lakewood Church | Strange Herring.

"Bear in mind that our Lord’s patience means salvation, just as our dear brother Paul ..."

Ascension Day and the Sacraments
"Yes, I understand. But the real discussion is about how the decision to read him ..."

Ascension Day and the Sacraments
"The purpose of the lower-case-church is to preserve and pass on the Gospel, the Word ..."

How Religion Can Be Growing and ..."
"And don't get me started on the Belgians!"

How Religion Can Be Growing and ..."

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