Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians June 10, 2015

What might Martin Luther, John Calvin, John Wesley, Charles Spurgeon, Charles Finney, Billy Graham, John Chrysostom, Tim Keller, and the Apostle Paul say about Joel Osteen’s church, with its Prosperity Gospel and Power of Positive Thinking?

Anthony Sacramone has the spiritual gift of being able to give spot-on madcap imitations of famous preachers and theologians.  See what he does in imagining Yelp reviews of Rev. Osteen’s church from those distinguished figures.

The piece defies being excerpted, so just read the whole thing:

If Famous Preachers Left Yelp Reviews of Lakewood Church | Strange Herring.

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"The managerial bureaucracy in government is one of those ideas that was created with good ..."

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"Managers at a basic level synchronize and organize the functions of large institutions. They are ..."

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