Oh False God That We Call America
Unhallowed Is Your Name
You Help Us Kill And Assert Our Will
On Earth As We Think It Is In Heaven
Oh One True God, Save Us From This Bullshit
We Are In Dire Distress
Give Us This Day Our Daily Brains
Forgive Us For Killing Our Enemies
As We Forgive Those Who Kill Our Friends
Lead Us Not Into The Temptation of Nationalism
For Thou Is The Destroyer Of Our Patriotism
Now and Forever
Amen.