Back in the beginning, God created people with breath and bones. Over the last few days, I’m convinced that God also creates people with the divine ass too. God just squats down and takes a big shit that produces some of our fellow human beings. Though both are made in the image of God, some people are just shittier than others.
Take for instance Leslie Ray Chaping. After he passed away, Chaping’s family wrote one of the most stinging obituaries I have ever read. These lines are notable: “he lived…29 years longer than expected and much longer than he deserved.” “he left behind…relieved children…and…countless other victims including an ex-wife, relatives, friends, neighbors, doctors, nurses and random strangers.” “Leslie’s hobbies included being abusive to his family, expediting trips to heaven for the beloved family pets…” “Leslie’s life served no other obvious purpose, he did not contribute to society or serve his community and he possessed no redeeming qualities besides quick [witted] sarcasm which was amusing during his sober days.” “With Leslie’s passing he will be missed only for what he never did; being a loving husband, father and good friend.” Yeah, it seems like God took a big shit when creating Leslie. It also seems like he never stopped smelling or acting like shit.
Regardless, whether one is made from the divine ass or the divine breath/bones…they are still made in the image of God. I guess the toughest task is learning to love shit.
Amen.
Obituary Source: ABC13 : http://abc13.com/news/woman-who-wrote-brutal-obit-says-she-meant-every-word/1749259/
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