Keep the Cork in It

The Belgian style golden ale Ovila is delicious. It could also maim you.

The seal over the cork tells drinkers, “WARNING: CONTENTS UNDER HIGH PRESSURE. PLEASE OPEN WITH CARE.” And let me advise you here and now to heed this warning, folks.

Tonight, I opened a bottle of the stuff and thought a gunshot had gone off. The cork hit the ceiling so hard it left a mark. I’m surprised it didn’t leave a hole.

If you want to taste this golden deliciousness, let me suggest opening it in an open field or, better yet, a firing range.