The only thing standing between me and the creative freedom I've been working toward my whole life is one 55,000 word manuscript. Read more
The only thing standing between me and the creative freedom I've been working toward my whole life is one 55,000 word manuscript. Read more
The 11th annual Weblog Awards; the category for which I'd like to win it; directions on how to help me do that; and why I often end up cleaning my bathroom sink with my face. Read more
This is a picture of Bailey, beloved canine companion of Susan High, wearing one of my tee shirts. At the moment this picture was taken, Bailey was thinking: A. This is me saying cheese. B. I know. After this, let’s cover you in dog hair. See how cute you think that is. C. You know I’m a Buddhist, right? D. It took me about four hours to roll up the sleeves this way. Man, if I had thumbs, I’d be... Read more
What's the difference between chicken bread and food? The apocalypse. Read more
Here, in a nutshell, is my year 2010. Read more
Here's a version of the founding document of the Thruway Christians written for teens. Read more
If you don't think environmentalists are in a Satanic cult that seeks to undermine everything that good Americans hold dear, you're just not thinking at all. Read more
If it's true that clothes make the man, then Air 1 Radio deejay JB is truly a man among men. Read more
A literary agent with a blog is like a butcher carrying a sack of bones in a kennel. There's no way for that person not to get a big response. Read more
It’s not that I don’t like everyday life. It’s that I love Christmas. And everyday life is unto Christmas what Wheetabix is unto Lucky Charms. Yes, Wheetabix is good for you, and Lucky Charms is so sweet it actually shrinks your lips before turning your phlegm into a sugary milkshake so thick it almost chokes you. But so what? If you were on a ship going down, and you had to grab one box of cereal to take with you... Read more
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