Merry Progressive Holiday!

Merry Progressive Holiday! December 17, 2014

Progressive ChristmasIt’s that time of year–when we sing about the birth of the newborn King…. or else we don’t.

If you are irritated this year by the disappearance of Christmas’ religious significance in the public square, you’ll get a chuckle listening to these “Progressive Christmas Carols.”

God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
We wish you happy holidays, whoever you may be
So merry Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, or heck all three
We’ve modernized these jingles for the massive bourgeoisie
Love, The Updated Christmas Carol Team

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  • I am so tired and depressed by the lies and broken promises of progress.

  • Hahaha! That was great and funny. At least they kept the “merry.” Salutations in Celebrating the Void. 🙂