OK, I finally did it. Everyone’s been using Jennifer Fulwiler’s Saint Generator to choose his/her patron saint for the year 2014, so I finally clicked on the button to find out what the hullabaloo is about. And I got my patron saint. It’s St. Guntramnus. WAIT: WHO? My patron saint is St. Guntramnus? Patron of divorced people, guardians, and reformed murderers? This is a guy who had his ex-wife Mercatrude’s doctor murdered! What’s an aspiring saint like me going to... Read more