Tom Hanks Accosted by Nuns, says Pakistani News

I must say, it fills me with joy to publish a headline like that!

I mean… wow. I love this planet.

Here’s the story.

To make things even better, the story quotes one of the protesters using the following term: “a load of old tosh.”

Really. If she’d stopped at just “tosh,” wouldn’t that have been strong enough language? “Old tosh.” Wheeeew! Nasty!

You hear that, director Ron Howard? If that doesn’t scare you, trust me, “old tosh” is just the beginning.