Yo-ho-ho!!!

Other reviewers and geek-sters are bursting through the gate with ecstatic, hyperbolic, joyous reviews of the Pirates of the Caribbean sequel.

You-know-who… Mr. “I’m first with every review”… is raving and raving about it.

I’m sworn not to post details. But brace yourselves, I’m going to have a hard time writing my review in anything less than 16-point, bold-faced type when July 6 arrives.

I highly, highly recommend that you go back and watch the first one again right away. Trust me. It’ll enrich your experience of the second one.