SNL Mocks Millennials with ‘Sizeless, Gender Non-Conforming’ Jeans

SNL Mocks Millennials with ‘Sizeless, Gender Non-Conforming’ Jeans 2017-10-06T07:24:34-06:00

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Yes… even some lefties get it.  When Saturday Night Live returned with new episodes last weekend, people expected a lot of Trump-related skits.  They weren’t disappointed.  However, one skit defied expectations, because it actually made fun of “woke” social justice warrior-types.  The Blaze has the story:

The skit was a commercial for a new line of Levi jeans known as “Levi Wokes,” which are “sizeless, style-neutral, gender non-conforming denim for a generation that defies labels.”

The commercial begins as different sized, colored and aged people say what their jeans say they are — such as “skinny,” “relaxed,” “child” — and they denounce those labels.

“I’m not a style, I’m not a size, I’m not a child, I’m me, I’m unique, I’m…woke!” the actors say.

“Levis heard that if you’re not woke, it’s bad,” a narrator says. “So we made these!”

The jeans are skinny around the legs, but are like oversized parachute pants at the thighs. They are a brownish color.

“Defining someone by their style? That’s offense,” says one actor. “That’s why Levi Wokes have no style.”

“What’s my size? Why don’t you try asking me about my accomplishments,” adds another.

“My Levi Wokes are size me…they fit every body…because they fit no body,” another group of actors say.

SNL occasionally gets it.  In a political climate that has been characterized by hyperbole and drama, the show only rarely skewers the lunacy of the left.  (Though they recently made fun of leftist males who self-identify as feminists just to get women into bed… and even made some of the men to be former Hillary campaign workers.)

In the recent skit, the jeans are the color “greb,” instead of blue.  Also, as one actor says, “They’re not brown, but they not not brown. It’s a handful of colors, none of which are dominate.”  Did I mention the jeans also have no pockets? Plus, to accommodate users’ ambiguous bathroom tendencies, the the zipper begins in the front and ends in the back.  Also, the jeans are “made in the U.S.A. by white kids.”

Hopefully, SNL will continue to see the humor in the weirdness of the left.  They’d never run out of material.

Watch the skit below:

Hat Tip: The Blaze

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