The Civic Equivalent of Sedevacantism

Some kook in the fever swamps is already theorizing that Obama isn’t really president because Robert muffed the wording of the oath.

Meanwhile, I would like to start a national campaign demanding that Biden be recognized as the the *true* 44th President since he was already sworn in (and Obama was not) when Bush’s term expired at noon. Obama is actually our 45th president. I wonder how many other veeps were President for five minutes on Inauguration Day. Why is the government covering this up?!?!??!?