Consequentialism Works!

Over at HuffPo, a spokesman for the Obama Administration defends the policy of funding and encouraging abortion by claiming that higher abortion rates have reduced crime and kept us all safer. Of course, no right-thinking American would so much as suggest that this is self-serving consequentialist BS from the Obama Minister of Propaganda.

Oh! Wait! I’m sorry! I meant to write this:

Over at NRO, a spokesman for the Bush Administration defends the policy of torturing and abusing prisoners by claiming that torture has produced actionable intelligence and kept us all safer. Of course, no right-thinking American would so much as suggest that this is self-serving consequentialist BS from the Bush Minister of Propaganda.