HEAR ME, MY LEGIONS OF TERROR!
TODAY I BID YOU GO FORTH, AND WATCH OPRAH! DO AS SHE COMMANDS THEE! WHATSOEVER BOOK SHE RECOMMENDETH, THAT THOU SHALT READ! AND WITHERSOEVER YOU TURN YOUR TELEVISION TODAY, SEE THAT THOU WATCH NO “BEVERLY HILLBILLIES” FOR IT DISPLEASETH ME, YEA, UNTO THE ENDING OF THE WORLD!