Catholic and Enjoying It!
Hear me, my sniveling lackeys! We are experiencing a Dark Tower glut! This shall not stand! I need you to get out there and finish off the destruction of the American economy so that this tedious distraction can be swept from public consciousness and people can return their focus to what is right and proper: ME!
Go forth, my beloved flying monkeys, spending more than you have, buying Chinese dreck, taking out loans you can’t possibly pay back, and watching more and ever more TV! Together, we can combine our efforts and bring this country to its knees (especially with this cool new Orbital Crop Circle Maker and Circumcision Laser my agents just commandeered from the NASA mainframe using their special Ninja Hacker skills). Soon, all will fear Me!
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