Constantine: Was There Anything That Guy Could not Do?

A delightfully paranoid rant urging the Catholic Church to divulge all those terrible secrets they keep hidden in the dungeons and vaults under the Vatican. Turns out Constantine screws everything up and we owe it all to Jews and Muslims.

Oh, and whales have souls (which Catholics apparently deny) and we need to cough up all the booty from the Temple of Solomon that we stole (despite the fact that Solomon’s Temple was destroyed by Babylon five centuries before Jesus).

And check out that Fountain of Youth Pill ad at the top of the page!