Catholic and Enjoying It!
Returning from my Secret Island Redoubt to begin another week of ordering followers around, I discover that the awesome power of Stairway to Gilligan’s Island has attracted a major spike in Followers. I’m not sure what that says about what people want to follow, but happily, mine is not to understand the mysterious mind of the Follower, merely to shape and mold it to my arbitrary and capricious will.
In order to achieve that goal with maxiumum efficiency, I thought today we all (and by “we all”, I mean “you”) should learn the American Sign Language version of Jonathan Coulton’s “Blue Sunny Day”, a chipper and upbeat song about a depressed vampire.
That is all.
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