Catholic and Enjoying It!
Today, my rootless cosmopolitans seeking to fill your empty lives with meaning, I offer you the following correspondence that just came in from one of my fawning suckups:
I attached a pic of one of my favorite beers (Dark Lord).
my chin gets wet.
I have one more bottle of this beer in my basement. I stood in line 6 hours in the rain for it. It cost me $15 per bottle, but I could easily sell it on ebay for $60. It has an ABV of 13%.
I suppose there is no point in emailing this, other than to point out…you never know what your words inspire in the mind of a reader AND beer is far more interesting and delicious than the casual drinker assumes.
I print this to let you know that if some casual remark of mine can bring even a little ray of happiness and hope into your wretched lives then, well, I’m not doing my job. *Sniff*.
I’ll be in my Tower, brooding.
That is all!
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