It’s Good to Be Dark Lord

I have but to utter the merest whim of a wish and thousands post over land and sea, speeding to fulfill it as the iron law of their existence. Case in point: the shiny new Julie Andrews Inspired Mark Shea Evilness Diagnostic Generator!

Courtesy of the awesome James Preece of Hull, England.

Fun fact, it was from Hull that Daniel Defoe’s Robinson Crusoe set out on his ill-fated voyage.

But don’t let that deter you from focusing on the main point: my evilness.

Great work, James. Your death will be quick and painless instead of slow and luxurious. I shall instruct the Pain Technicians in the Re-education Chambers below my Fortress of Solitude to make it so.