260 Followers!

Yesterday, some of my cringing lackeys were upset because I asked for your thoughts, which cringing lackeys are not used to having. They registered bleats of protest against this violation of the natural order in my comboxes.

I am happy to report this morning that, thanks to the miracle of IP tracking, these people have all been located and lobotomized by my special ops forces and the threat has been neutralized. I am confident that there will be no further questioning of my wishes and will. Do I contradict myself? Very well, I contradict myself. I am large. I contain multitudes.

For today, I want you all to give a big Happy Lackey Welcome to Followers #259 and #260. Then, get back to pointless busy work by contemplating the implications of this commercial:

http://www.hulu.com/myspace/http%3A%2F%2Fvids%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Dvids%2Eindividual%26videoid%3D53794521/embed/PmMF9mJkZpU_yAAch_4SAA

…and the latest assessments of the pontificate of Benedict XVI being emitted by our Manufacturers of Culture.

Always subtract 50 IQ points when the MSM start doing theological analysis.